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HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS PLACE ALWAYS FUCK UP

HOW DID YOU GET “MOZZARELLA STICKS” FROM “CHEESE FRIES AND BROWNIE SUNDAE”

HOW DID YOU FORGET TO PUT THE SANDWICH ON TOAST INSTEAD OF A BUN

HOW DO YOU FORGET LITERALLY HALF AN ORDER, THEN HALF OF THAT WHEN WE TELL YOU

I

HATE

THIS

PLACE

cl4yton:

THIS IS ADORABLE
simsgonewrong:

Okay, so since I don’t have my own picture to accompany this story I uploaded one that best fits. However, this is something that happened years ago that to this day, I will never forget. My sims were out on a date and since they had babies (twin boys) they had hired a baby sitter. Well as I am on the date I decided to check back in with the sitter and the boys and LITERALLY AS I FUCKING CLICK ON ONE OF THE BOYS AND GO TO VIEW THE HOUSE I SEE THE BITCH PICK UP MY BABIES AND JUST WALK OFF THE LOT. Since it was an open world, I continued to watch as she took them to the fucking ocean and I fucking shit you not she puts the twins in the water and then they just disappeared. The parents returned and had no reaction whatsoever, they even paid the fucking sitter. The part that sucked: they were never removed from my house list. If I clicked on one of the boys, THE GAME TOOK ME TO THE GOD DAMMED OCEAN TO SEE NOTHING BUT FUCKING WATER. 
I will never live this down and upon finding your URL, I felt the need to share this with you all.

I FOR REAL GODDAMN HATE WITH A FUCKING PASSION PEOPLE WHO LIE ABOUT THE SIMS
GOD
FUCKING
DAMN
The Sims 2 WAS NOT an open world. Never was. If you took two sims out on a date, and left behind babies with a nanny, you would go with the two sims who left the lot AND STAY WITH THEM until they returned AT THE SAME EXACT TIME THEY LEFT, WITH THE HOUSE AND ALL SIMS IN THE SAME EXACT STATE THAT YOU LEFT THEM IN. PLUS babies were technically NPCs so you COULDN’T CLICK ON THEM (without cheat codes), all you could see was if they were green, yellow, or red.
AND ANOTHER THING
The Sims 2 Bon Voyage introduced oceans and being able to enter oceans. Babies and toddlers were not allowed in the ocean. The only way to get into the ocean was to go to a lot that had a beach, and since it was pretty much only the vacation spots that had beaches (unless you edited your town) YOU’D HAVE TO GO ON VACATION TO GO TO A BEACH. And I’m not sure if you could take babies or not, I never tried. HOWEVER, since The Sims 2 WAS NOT AN OPEN WORLD, you couldn’t have watched the nanny carry BOTH babies, which also was never an option available in TS2, to a different lot, and place the babies in the ocean.
Yeah, the nannies in TS2 were shit. They’d come over while you’re at work and eat chips while your babies laid on the floor in stinky diapers surrounded by empty bottles which she half ass fed to them. The baby sitters were the same way, WHICH by the way, you only got a nanny if you hired one and she’d leave the second you got back, because she was on a schedule. The baby sitters were teenagers who’d do the same shit, but they were teenagers who wouldn’t even really touch the baby unless they were almost dead. So.
invisiblink:

the-goddamazon:

lavie-imprevu:

Accurate

THIS POST NEEDS TO BE ON A SHIRT

which you can then wear two days in a row

mothbug:

real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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c h e e s e  a n d  t o m a t o e s

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